Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Horse

Gets chopped up when turned into an object :
1. Horse toy for kids : just the head, attached to a handle.

2. Horse costume : the body of the horse is cut in two, one part for each impersonator.

3. Pony tail : the horse is reduced to its hair.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Ovale

1. De la famille des olives.

2. Image mentale d'un grand salon ovale : mondanités.

3. Famille de visages : "Le visage ovale est généralement considéré comme un idéal, et un visage ovale adopte en principe toute sorte de style avec bonheur.".

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

The Famous Teddies

1. Roosevelt. Nice Guy! Thinks people are too civilized. Funny!

2. Smith, anonymous. Wears a lot of jackets that don't fit.

3. Bear: bears can be dangerous, unless they are cute. Sometimes they wear t-shirts (a good sign).

Friday, 13 March 2009

Weather Man

1.Deaf man talking to clouds.

2. Madame Irma pour golfeurs.

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Call your mom

- "It's been a while".

Lacets de faits

1 Pince a cheveux, bol, dome de mousse.

2 Vie sinueuse, inclination, epouser -le mariage est toujours courbe-, se pencher.

Fragile food

Milk s fragility is obvious. Drink it up and replace it.
Tangerines seem shyer but leave them in a cupboard for a while and you ll get a real dust experience.

La nature est mal faite

La bouche des poissons pourrait former de fantastiques ronds de fumee.

Sunday, 8 March 2009

Carton

If you say "carton" in french, it means cardboard, ok, it means the material, the rough material, but in english "carton" is a thing that contains milk.

Friday, 6 March 2009

Seesaw

Observation post for the sky-earth eroticism. Malkovitch stares at the wonder of a sand tide wreathing like silk, Beyond the clouds.

Thursday, 5 March 2009

Script (02)

On the set of a new western (directed by an obscure mexican director), the french "jeune première" finds out she has celiac.

She refuses to eat meat loaf for the "welcoming of the lone rider" scene.

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Navod / Instructions

When the boatman is on the other side of the river. Take the metal ring that hangs from the cliff and bang it hard against the rocks.

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Pardon

Chez Kurosowa, on s'excuse auprès des chevaux. Être cavalier n'exclut pas la politesse.

Monday, 2 March 2009

Hawaii overseas


Hawaii is a pizza with ham and pineapple, or a coconut cocktail (in Honolulu you´d go to Foodland and buy expensive frozen fish).