Monday, 7 December 2009

K-Way

The king's alleyway.

Are K-Way and K-Mart related?

Sunday, 8 November 2009

Y

Yak
You're luggage

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Karla,

known as Karla "Karlinas" Pandit. Cat-architect from Oakland, CA, who drew the line between Prague's riverbanks and Vinohrady's district (Husitska).
Karla Karlinas Pandit (literaly : "Karla bends Karlín") as an expression refers to situations where an urban designer draws an arterial street that cuts an urban district from the whole city map.

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

DOG

Democracy Of Genius.

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Traduction flottante

Proud : fleuve, ruisseau, bouillon, flux, flot

Monday, 31 August 2009

Pierre Pilate

On a dû en faire des blagues sur son nom, sur son prénom.

En plus, c'était les mêmes.
Le pauvre.

Saturday, 29 August 2009

Your Face

The same things in the same place.
The annoying necessity of a reflection, something magnifying.
It has this, this and that.
It has always been there.

It's your face.

Friday, 28 August 2009

Ambiguous

A somnambulist funambulist.

Friday, 14 August 2009

Mondes parallèles

Coincé entre deux mondes, un mec se demande s'il vaut mieux inventer :

-une machine à finir les puzzles (long tube avec capture d'image au bout, découpe interne en fonction du trou, une pièce trois pièces et le petit plan qui va avec pour éviter de se fouler.)

-un donneur d'organes puzzle.

Fate 2

So I lit up a cigarette, acknowledged, watched over the view, the window opened on a the beach. Walking on the sand is funny, balloons merge up, but the see withdraws always a bit further, so exhausting.

Monday, 10 August 2009

Fate 1

I lived in a room with a purple bed and a green closet. A snake stapled my throat. I had two minutes left. I knew less and less and looked forward to know nothing at all, BUT
There was a second room. Same purple bed, same green closet. Furnitures were perpendicular, fate looked a bit different.

Saturday, 1 August 2009

Faut pas comparer

L'Ohio, c'est un peu la Saône-et-Loire de l'Amérique.

Friday, 31 July 2009

From Berlin to Berlin

Please stop thinking on my feet. In the metro. It's intimidating.

Sunday, 14 June 2009

Vigilant

"C'est pas tout à fait moi. Ils ont changé quelques trucs."
(un post après sa publication.)

Intercalaire

Vraiment.

" Toute la vie de Raymond Roussel, né en 1877, est tissée d’anecdotes rebattues le consacrant comme excentrique [...]

On ignore trop, en revanche : qu’en 1910, il a croisé Clemenceau au grand hôtel Pupp de Karlovy Vary, en Bohème
, [...] qu’il payait les dettes de jeu de son professeur d’échecs".

(Le Tigre)

Saturday, 13 June 2009

Romantic comedy

I fell in love with a website. I send love letters when I'm in love. But I can't write html.

Friday, 5 June 2009

Dispositif 2, occasionnel

Poubelle
Cannette
Ballon à dix mètres.

Rémi Gaillard, vid. Foot 2009

Dispositif 1

Le soleil
Le monde (comme pochoir)
Et l'ombre.

Tiers état

Après l'état second.

Lorientation

Aiguillage en gare de Lorient.

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Espace

tenace. Sur le clavier, touche (largement) prête à s'interposer entre les lettres. Elle frappe plus fort. En principe l'espace varie dans sa qualité et sa quantité : alinéa, pure séparation d'un mot.
Or dans un répertoire pas de distinguo : Le Rien systématiquement avant L'erien et Lerien. Comme quoi l'espace n'a pas de valeur propre.
Une parenthèse vide, ce qui ne se rejoint pas ( ), si on rangeait deviendrait (). Et passerait avant (rien). D'où ces problèmes de lisibilité. Evidemment.
J'avais tracé une très grande parenthèse vide. Déjà blogspot l'a réduite, faite à peine plus spacieuse que sa version arrangée pour le répertoire. Laissez-moi taper des espaces qui tiennent. Marche pas. Sauf si ruse, et que l'espace lui-même s'esquive.
De
rien.
Au moins le saut de ligne. Faut donc qu'espace égale ligne et contribue significativement à la mise en page.

Sunset

Moral sunset.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Loutre (la)

1. Animal. Mammifère, même.

2. Surnom de la petite soeur de Lena. A inspiré Paul, auteur de La Conquête de la Pologne.
Narrateur éprouve passion pour une loutre (dans une baignoire je crois).

3. Festival de théâtre, Saint-Sulpice, un panneau :
"La loutre : "Normal ! j'ai huit ans. C'est l'âge des points d'interrogation."" Dominique Paquet, extrait de Les escargots vont au ciel . C'est encore toi Inès ?

Neighbours

Situation : let's say hi to the freaky new neighbours. So, who'll go.

Neighbour 1 : (He's your neighbour more than mine) "You share a property line".

Neighbour 2 : "We're all on the same blocks".

The Burbs

OK

"Mais que reste-t-il si quelqu'un coupe le courant
Allumons le A"

Hélène Bessette, Suite suisse

http://universalis-maximus.blogspot.com/2008/11/all-you-can-have.html
(une réponse anticipée... ----!)

Greetings 2, And 2

"Greetings to the Polish people and the world".
(comment on Youtube)

Lapsi

1. It all happened during the cosmunismus.

2. (la mer). Les hommes sont dégueulasses, ils versent du poisson dedans.

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Obesité

De ces mots qu'on ne peut pas ne pas scander.
O-BE-SI-TE.
Après, le sens...

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Prévoyance

Epargnez vos projets.

Requiem

(for 7 days that I didn't spend at the beach).
In such a week, monday and tuesday have to be tasteless. Then comes along ways to be freed from whatever was the substance of those first days.

Week-end: the word speeks of its own concept. No need to elaborate.

Monday, 18 May 2009

L'évier

L'évier est équipé d'un mitigeur. Le froid à gauche, le chaud à droite.
Carrelage ou alu. L'évier sait bien s'entourer.
L'évier a d'ailleurs un pote dans la salle de bains.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

We sell mistakes

1. "PRODEJ CHLEBU". (we sell bread)

2. By mistake I read : "Prodej chybu" ("we sell mistakes"). Dyslexia.

3. Wait, it should have been "prodej chyb" if written properly.

4. They do sell mistakes.

One country further

A drawing by Nath :

1. A girl watches a group of people. In bubbles they say : "and if..." "shit..." "pfff..." "woof woof" "I can't believe it"

The girl thinks : "pfff... always the same. And if I changed the country ?"


2. The girl watches a group of people. In bubbles they say :
"oh..." "I'd be amazed if..." "hi hi" "that sucks"

The girl thinks : "hey, they look cool... I'd like to know them..."

"One country further." Written down the page.

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Anyone's dreams are interesting

In my dream I drove a Cadillac. Or more exactly I parked a Cadillac. I felt like it was mine. It's white with entertwined red letters, like a stamp.

A little squirt from the dream's pop-up circus comes by and scratches it. I let him do for I'm not sure the car is mine. He's the son of a dressed-up couple that joins a dalsi party. All the city danced in a huge block with wooden floor covered by sawdust. Drunken girls tried to eat butter toasts yet let them fall. The party was hectic. Lots of sex and betrayals, in the corners bits of rivers.
I ask the squirt why he scratches this car. He writes the answer on a paper and holds it to me.
"00 000. You should have noticed it. It was written on a tram that just left the station. That's a phone number. Not any phone number. That's the tram's phone number. Girlfriend 00 000. By the way I was born in 1993.

Tecktonik des plaques

1. Une forme de psoriaris ? Sur les bras ?
2. Mix. Disque 1-intercontinental. Ligne de basse underground.

And

If I lived in a castle I would be king. Anyone who'd take off my crown would also take my room unless he'd be a revolutionnar.

If I lived here

I would be a writer. I would not think about eating nor drinking. I would keep eating and drinking but not think about it and when it comes to lunch I'd put everything in big colour plates. Or I wouldn't have plates who knows.

(They lived under roofs they were cold in winter and hot in summer. They starved and ate oranges and wrote letters to short-haired girls.)

Friday, 15 May 2009

The Tape 4

This tape was shot during an event. A family went to the supermarket. During the shopping their son remained unusually quiet. He begged for nothing. No sweets. No games. He disappeared but the parents did not notice. Stepping back to their car, they were a couple again. The son took the bus and talked to his imaginary friend.

The Tape 2

This tape was shot during an event. People danced on bus shelters. Feet printed on the dirty glass, ectoplasms with whom other stretched shapes, arms and legs, were united from a distance. Arms intermingled. At the end of the twentieth century music video directors created ad libitum this view of dancing under glass, but it then led to space derealization. People thought everything would exceed the limits. Space and time.

Continental

1. Tiny old man with a scarf, never saw the sea.

2. Can be said of breakfast, as opposed to what... A seashore breakfast? Does it include seafood?

3. Looking for new alternatives: incontinental breakfast?

Thursday, 14 May 2009

In the middle

He sits in the back, at the end of the raw. Not the best place (...but from there he can gaw - short movies he never watches he might get caught). The door says. The field turns into a beach. Once she gets locked, the queen. Etc. Then he leaves.

("Hey, look at nothing but the screen. Do you think the streets changed meanwhile. Do you think you like cinema more than me.")

Drama egg

Who came first.
What's the Eisein.
I prefer natural light.
Don't paint me blue.
Don't paint me at all.
Someone stole my necklace.
I had an USB key necklace.

Revelation

The main character of No shit sherlock is Estelle. Go Estelle !

By the way

I didn't know you were a poet. I'm happy you took May that far.
Do you know you can use this : / / /

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Poem

I wrote a poem, and didn't know it was one. I didn't know it was possible. I thought meaning business was a prerequisite.

Shoes on wires

There are twice as many shoes suspended as there are absent-minded tightrope walkers.

En même temps

(Dire une chose). Effet comique si c'est la même.

ex :
"A la tombée du jour."
"A la tombée de la nuit."

Fakie

Is no switchstance.

Le Gymnase

"fermera ses portes une heure plus tard l'hiver."

Horizon


500 meters further.

Heaven

Safe mined field.

Cf music video Heaven, by Spike Jonze

Surfers as

An eagle : Mick Fanning in Liquid time. Stil-fly. Still-surf.
A bat : Ozzie Wright surfing with a cape in Sprout. The blacklighting gets the wave nighty.
A torero : Alex Knost in Sprout again. It almost works. Save for the mexican music !
Artists : in all the new documentaries. They paint. They draw. But this just doesn't work (hey).

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Radical Mélodie

Comme quelque chose qu'on ne prendrait pas le temps d'écrire, qui n'inscrirait pas dans la quantité. Il y aussi les prétentieux, ceux-là ils prétendent alors on ne fait plus attention.

Ce serait un rythme pour passer la journée. Reste à savoir s'il y aurait une batterie.

On and off

I listened to everything. I changed all your bolts and bearings. But you keep squealing like a haunted haunted castle. I know you have a soul Dude, that's great but I can't tune it.
Yes, that makes me sad too. No, it's not your fault neither. C'est comme ça.

Greetings

I'll go to her and say hello Hungaria. Hello, Hungaria, I'll tell her.

Hello, Hungaria.

Hey you're not mad at me are you ? I was just teasing. I can definitely spell your name. U-k-r-a-i-n-i-a is that correct.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Picture taken away

Take-away picture

Advice

"The base always takes place before and after the tricks. You have to master the base before you try the tricks".
Patrick Jumpen, tutorial 1, jumpstyle

Carrer

1. Elever au carré.

2. S'en foutre : je m'en carre.

Linked 2 (same source)

Fred : Brian, do you know you sound like a little boy trying to empty the sea with his bucket ?

PL : hey, looks like someone here's reading Saint-Augustin ?

Fred : sorry PL, I don't even know him.

Linked 1

Picked up on a surfers forum :

PL : how funny it is to imagine that, as numerous as we are here, we may meet in water without knowing each other.

How many of you snaked me ??
How many of you did I drop ??

Sunday, 10 May 2009

Cires

A peu près Matthew Barney.

Cire, c'est presque cri, et plus précisement un cri. "Les patins!" (s'époumona-t-elle).

Proposition pour un nouveau millénaire

Séminaire millénariste: une majorité ne souhaitait pas que Michel H. fût présent.

Millénaire séminariste: ils étaient nombreux, manquait le séminariste à moto (cf. Hubert-Félix Thiéfaine, Première descente aux enfers par la face nord).

Friday, 8 May 2009

Timesaving 1

1. Watch trailers instead of movies.

2. Make trailers instead of movies.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Facturette

Nom véritable des pervenches.

Collégiennes

Le vent soufflait sous les jupes.

The Auteur

The Auteur does not, against all expectations, always wear a scarf. He is sometimes french, however it is not obligatory.
He's getting bald but has nice hair on the sides. You can see him on TV, on special features during which he sweats a lot.
He likes good food, but can go without it during a shooting. He likes younger women. He despises academic criticism.

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

The Author

The Author is a scottish-born writer. He has a PhD in Media Historiography (Stanford, University). He is the author of Gendered Exception: Being Queer in the Age of Cultural Relativism (2001) and of Without Us, a book of essays published in 2006.
He has written many fictions books, many of them international best-sellers. His work has been translated into 30 languages.
The Author was named in 2004 by the Economist "most sustainable writer".

He lives in New-York with his wife and their three children.

Friday, 24 April 2009

Sagacité

Trait de Sagan.

Lacet de fait

1. Tomber random à cause d'un lacet (de facto).

2. Nom propre : Lacet de Fait, vicaire.

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

People as Food

1. Tronche de cake.
2. Crâne d'oeuf.
3. White Bread Girl.
4. "Couleur Café".
5. Abdos "plaque de chocolat".
6. Pomme (se dit d'un fessier)
6. Amande (se dit des yeux, avec une poésie un peu crétine)
7. Nez en patate

Ne pas penser à Arcimboldo.

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Nouvelle série

Tout et rien. Comme Tout et bon (cf SNCF, abréger en cf). Et rien, du reste.
Jeux de mots jeux de vilains surtout avec les mots sales va te laver les mains.

Issue

Rehearsals of a low budget blockbuster

Actor : "So I was passing by my house..."
Movie director : "He's supposed to be the master of the internet. Where the hell can be his house ?"
Actor : I'm from Salt lake city.
Movie director : You're just thinking way too much IRL, idiots.
Scenarist : Vegas ?
Movie director : He should be in the net see what I mean ? Let's put him online !

Air listing

1. Les racines du ciel . -Nike Air/ Airwaves/ Air liberté (le must : un casque Air France avec la musique d'Air dedans, et l'air autour évidemment. L'air du temps et tous les autres noms de parfums. Un nom idéalement propre, parfois vicié.
2. Racines de l'ether barre d'espace. Sous vide. A part ça quand on monte il se raréfie.
3. Alimentation générale.
4. Et si le e manquait. Air d'autoroute. Alors les voyelles vont boire un verre à Courte-paille. R d'autoRoute. Voire R d'ttRt c'est déjà sec.
5. Avec le v aussi ça donne du vair (et déjà un poème style Prévert hélas).
6. Paroles. Respire, de l'air.
7. S'envoyer en (l')air (ah, il me gène ce l', faites comme si vous le voyiez pas) et tout foutre en l'air (encore !): attention c'est pas pareil.
8. Ecriture -en nuages, cf. dessins animés
9. Ensemble. Azote O2 et CO2 collocataires.
10. Manoeuvres de la vie. Hyperventilation.
11. Pour de faux (mais toujours pour de vrai, dans l'air. Des parolenlair. Non pas Queneau non plus. Air guitar).
12. Une inconnue de la Salmon's army. A moins que. Affinité du nez et des branchies, l'air on le trouve aussi dans l'eau c'est une franchise.

Sunday, 12 April 2009

W

Weather Man
Weight (an Auteur's)
Whatever
Whoever (met Jérémie B. A bit. {Marie})
Wires (shoes on)
Words Wedding, 1
WXYZ

V

Vacance
Vélocité
Vertical
Vie (Chienne de)
Vigilant
Vraiment

T

Talon
Tape (the) 1
Tape (the) 2
Tape (the) 3
Tape (the) 4
Tape (the) 5
Tchaikovsky avec un thé
Teddies (The Famous)
Tendance
Tektonik des plaques
Temporiser
Temps (en même)
Tentative de réduction de l'anglais
Tidy
Tiers Etat
Timesaving
Tin Can
Titalic

To Do List, Nathalie
Trianguler

S

Sac à main
Sagacité
Scenario
Script (01)
Script (02)
Script (03)
Seesaw
Segments
Série (Nouvelle)
Shoes (on wires)
Sitcom
Solitude
Sourcil
Space Odyssey (A)
Statement
Sunset
Surfers as
System (He Came Up with a New)

R

Radical Melodie
Radio
Réalité
Reality
Rébus
Red shoes
Regrets
Relocation (temporary)
Requiem
Research
Research 2
Retournement
Rétroviseur
Revelation
Rivière de diamants
Romantic Comedy

P

Pardon
Partage Européen
Pastiche
People (as Food)
Picture (taken away)
Picture (take-away)
Pierre Pilate
Pine Nut
Photomontage
Poem
Points de suspension
Poney
Popcorn
Pose
Pressé
Prévoyance
Problème de Maths
Projet de Design
Proposition

O

Obésité
Objet
Observation
Occy (Hey you're)
Ok
On and Off
On phone (remix)
Origami
Oscilloscope
Osselets
Ovale

N

Nature est mal faite (la)
Navod / Instructions

Nouveaux cartésiens (les)
Neige
Neighbours
Noël (1)

M

Machines à 5, 10 francs
Magnetic Poetry (with some uncut magnets)
Management (French)
Manières d'exposer les faits
Melrose
Memory
Mer (La)

Micro
Middle (in the)
Millénaire (proposition pour un nouveau)
Minute
Mise en page ringarde
Mistakes (we sell)
Mom (Call your)
Mondes parallèles
Monstruosité
Mûre
Muesli

L

Lacets de faits
Lacet de fait
Lamprey
Lapsi
Line breaks (I do not like)
Linked 1
Linked 2 (same source)
Linked 3 (giving up)
Listening to David L.
Literary Hoax, n 1
Literary Hoax, n 2
Lorientation

Losange
Lost
Loutre (la)
Luggage (you are)
Luggage 1
Luggage 2

K

Kelly (- who is she?)
Kuchter (Ashton)

J

Jackpot
Jane Fonda
Jardinier
Jérémie B. (Whoever met...)
Jumpsuit
Jumpstyle
Just Checking

I

Idée
I'd like to know
Impression
In absentia
Inachèvement
Inconfort
Indestin
Insolite
Insomnie
Inquiétude de Houellebecq (L')
Intercalaire

H

Haut-le-coeurs au cours d'un dîner bourgeois (contre les)
Hawaii
Heart (of Darkness)
Heaven
Here (if I lived)
Héritage
Histoire vraie slovaque, sans taffetas
Home
Horloge interne
Horizon
Horse
How to prove things
Humour

G

Gaufre
Girlfight
Gradation 1
Gradation 2
Gradation 3
Grand écart
Greetings
Greetings 2, and 2
'Guerre à Harvard'
Gymnase (le)

F

Face (Your)
Facturette
Fakie
Fate 2
Fate 1
Fichiers
Foucaldiste
Fragile food
Frein à pied
Fumisterie
Fumisterie 2 (Fumiste)

E

Endimancher
Enjoliveur
Engueulade autour d'un fruit
Enmerrement
Ere (imaginaire)
Espace
Espagnol (l')
Essence
Eurovision
Evénement
Evier (the)
Expat

D

Découpage
Déja déja vu
Dépêche-toi
Dessous
Dialogue de livres
Dispositif
Do it yourself
Documentary and video
Donald
Double peine
Downsizing
Drama Egg

C

Cadillac
Caillou
Call centre
Calligramme
Capitales françaises
Carrer
Carton
Cassette
Cendrier
Chaînon
Chiffre
Chili con karma {David}
Chronologie Culturelle (en temps réel)
Cime
Cires
Clavier
Collégiennes
Condition humaine
Comedy (Romantic)
Comparer (Faut pas)
Condition
Conservative
Continental
Coucou
Country (one - further)
Cuber
Czech-English Words

B

Bec
Benefit
Berlin to Berlin (From)
Bisque
Blague Tchèque (non lieu)
Blagues Tchèques (autres)
Boîte à chaussures
Boutiques (certaines)
Brand of cereal (About a certain)
Brouillard
Butterflies

A

Abstrait
Acte Manqué
Adversité
Advice
Antisocial
Air Listing
Aloe Vera
All you can have
Ambiguous
Ambiguous 2
And
Anniversaire
Aphorismes
Appartenance
Aquarium domestique
Ascenseur
Ass-Tech
Assumption {Laura]
Atavisme
Auteur (the)
Auteur (an Auteur's weight)
Author (the)
Avant-garde 

Index d'Universalis Maximus

A
Abstrait
Acte Manqué
Adversité
Advice
Air Listing
Aloe Vera
All you can have
Ambiguous
Ambiguous 2
And
Anniversaire
Antisocial
Aphorismes
Appartenance
Aquarium domestique
Ascenseur
Ass-Tech
Assumption {Laura]
Atavisme
Auteur (the)
Auteur (an Auteur's weight)
Author (the)
Avant-garde 

B
Bec
Benefit
Berlin to Berlin (From)
Bisque
Blague Tchèque (non lieu)
Blagues Thèques (autres)
Boîte à chaussures
Boutiques (certaines)
Brand of cereal (About a certain)
Brouillard
Butterflies


C
Cadillac
Caillou
Call centre
Calligramme
Capitales françaises
Carrer
Carton
Cassette
Cendrier
Chiffre
Chili con karma {David}
Chronologie Culturelle (en temps réel)
Cime
Cires
Clavier
Collégiennes
Comedy (Romantic)
Comparer (Faut pas)
Condition
Condition humaine
Conservative
Continental
Coucou
Country (one - further)
Cuber
Czech-English Words

D
Découpage
Déja déja vu
Dépêche-toi
Dessous
Dialogue de livres
Dispositif
Documentary and video

Donald
Do it yourself
Double peine
Downsizing
Drama Egg

E
Endimancher
Enjoliveur
Engueulade autour d'un fruitEnmerrement
Ere (imaginaire)
Espace
Espagnol (l')
Essence
Eurovision
Evénement
Evier (the)
Expat

F
Face (Your)
Facturette
Fakie
Fate 2
Fate 1
Fichiers
Foucaldiste
Fragile food
Frein à pied
Fumisterie
Fumisterie 2 (Fumiste)

G
Gaufre
Girlfight
Gradation 1
Gradation 2
Gradation 3
Grand écart
Greetings
Greetings 2, and 2
'Guerre à Harvard'
Gymnase (le)

H
Haut-le-coeurs au cours d'un dîner bourgeois (contre les)
Hawaii
Heart (of Darkness)
Heaven
Here (if I lived)
Héritage
Histoire vraie slovaque, sans taffetas
Home
Horloge interne
Horizon
Horse
How to prove things
Humour

I
Icare Terrien

I'd like to know
Idée
Impression
Inconfort
In absentia
Indestin
Insomnie
Inquiétude de Houellebecq (L')
Insolite
Intercalaire

J
Jackpot
Jane Fonda
Jardinier
Jérémie B. (Whoever met...)
Jumpsuit
Jumpstyle
Just Checking

K
Kelly (- who is she?)
Kuchter (Ashton)

L
Lacets de faits
Lacet de fait
Lamprey
Lapsi
Line breaks (I do not like)
Linked 1
Linked 2 (same source)
Linked 3 (giving up)
Listening to David L.
Literary Hoax, n 1
Literary Hoax, n 2
Lorientation

Losange
Lost
Loutre (la)
Luggage (you are)
Luggage 1
Luggage 2

M
Machines à 5, 10 francs
Magnetic Poetry (with some uncut magnets)
Management (French)
Manières d'exposer les faits
Melrose
Memory
Mer (La)
Micro
Middle (in the)
Millénaire (proposition pour un nouveau)
Minute
Mise en page ringarde
Mistakes (we sell)
Mom (Call your)
Mondes parallèles
Monstruosité
Mûre
Muesli

N
Nature est mal faite (la)
Navod / Instructions
Neige
Neighbours
Noël (1)

O
Obésité
Observation
Objet
Occy (Hey you're)
Ok
On and Off
On phone (remix)
Origami
Oscilloscope
Osselets
Ovale

P
Pardon
Partage Européen
Pastiche
People (as Food)
Picture (taken away)
Picture (take-away)
Pierre Pilate
Pine Nut
Photomontage
Poem
Points de suspension
Poney
Popcorn
Pose
Pressé
Prévoyance
Problème de Maths
Projet de Design
Proposition

Q

R
Radical Melodie
Radio
Réalité
Reality
Rébus
Red shoes
Regrets
Relocation (temporary)
Requiem
Research
Research 2
Retournement
Rétroviseur
Revelation
Rivière de diamants
Romantic Comedy

S
Sac à main
Sagacité
Scenario
Script (01)
Script (02)
Script (03)
Seesaw
Segments
Série (Nouvelle)
Shoes (on wires)
Sitcom
Solitude
Sourcil
Space Odyssey (A)
Statement
Sunset
Surfers as
System (He Came Up with a New)

TTalon
Tape (the) 1
Tape (the) 2Tape (the) 3Tape (the) 4Tape (the) 5
Tchaikovsky avec un thé
Teddies (The Famous)
Tektonik des plaques
Temporiser
Temps (en même)
Tendance
Tentative de réduction de l'anglais
Tidy
Tiers Etat
Timesaving
Tin Can

Titalic

To Do List, Nathalie
Trianguler

U

V
Vacance
Vélocité
Vertical
Vie (Chienne de)
Vigilant
Vraiment

WWeather Man
Weight (an Auteur's)
Whatever
Whoever (met Jérémie B. A bit. {Marie})
Wires (shoes on)
Words Wedding, 1
WXYZ
X
Y

Yak
You're luggage


Z

Saturday, 11 April 2009

Gradation 2

Oublier un mot, perdre deux langues, égarer les Robert and collins, Duden et Slovnik.

Gradation 1

Ma grand-mère a bu la maison, puis elle a bu les animaux et leur grange, puis elle a bu les champs, puis elle a bu la montagne derrière la maison.

In absentia

"I think I never saw the colour pink".
The Salmon's army, notes

Tidy

"How come there are no dry-cleaners in the rivers".
The Salmon's army, doleances.

Lamprey

"You archaic animal unshaped. I'm gonna shake you in my magic tube that will make you turn alternately into a chimerical bottle with wings or a cybernetical mash and you'll be more or less interesting".
The Salmon's army, war verset.

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Jumpsuit

Idea of a world where it would be possible to wear a tie and do jumping jacks.

Fausse idée d'un costume sur un trampoline.

Jumpsuit, erotics : in movies, protects heroes during a mission. In our world, gets creepy when you try to unzip it.

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

How to prove things


It's raining. Yes it doesn't look like it's raining but look at the floor outside. I'll bring you a picture anyway. No it's not gonna be a beautiful picture it will just show you it rained today there gonna be stripes on it.

Manières d'exposer les faits

Barbey d'Aurevilly. Ame, écailles et niveau social, contraste :

1. "Elle se trompait alors, la généreuse fille, en prenant pour de la faiblesse la délicatesse d'une âme fière à la manière des anges, sans égoïsme et sans hauteur, et la plus divine des choses divines."

"La Sirène joufflue de ces mers avait raison".

(Une vieille maîtresse)

Script (03)

Urban setting, a man runs for his life. He's trying to neutralize the villains. The villains are terrorists, although their intentions are not clear. One of them is played by a dutch actor, although Kirk Douglas was cast first, but then politely declined.

The man catches his breath. He doesn't want to die.

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Horse

Gets chopped up when turned into an object :
1. Horse toy for kids : just the head, attached to a handle.

2. Horse costume : the body of the horse is cut in two, one part for each impersonator.

3. Pony tail : the horse is reduced to its hair.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Ovale

1. De la famille des olives.

2. Image mentale d'un grand salon ovale : mondanités.

3. Famille de visages : "Le visage ovale est généralement considéré comme un idéal, et un visage ovale adopte en principe toute sorte de style avec bonheur.".

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

The Famous Teddies

1. Roosevelt. Nice Guy! Thinks people are too civilized. Funny!

2. Smith, anonymous. Wears a lot of jackets that don't fit.

3. Bear: bears can be dangerous, unless they are cute. Sometimes they wear t-shirts (a good sign).

Friday, 13 March 2009

Weather Man

1.Deaf man talking to clouds.

2. Madame Irma pour golfeurs.

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Call your mom

- "It's been a while".

Lacets de faits

1 Pince a cheveux, bol, dome de mousse.

2 Vie sinueuse, inclination, epouser -le mariage est toujours courbe-, se pencher.

Fragile food

Milk s fragility is obvious. Drink it up and replace it.
Tangerines seem shyer but leave them in a cupboard for a while and you ll get a real dust experience.

La nature est mal faite

La bouche des poissons pourrait former de fantastiques ronds de fumee.

Sunday, 8 March 2009

Carton

If you say "carton" in french, it means cardboard, ok, it means the material, the rough material, but in english "carton" is a thing that contains milk.

Friday, 6 March 2009

Seesaw

Observation post for the sky-earth eroticism. Malkovitch stares at the wonder of a sand tide wreathing like silk, Beyond the clouds.

Thursday, 5 March 2009

Script (02)

On the set of a new western (directed by an obscure mexican director), the french "jeune première" finds out she has celiac.

She refuses to eat meat loaf for the "welcoming of the lone rider" scene.

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Navod / Instructions

When the boatman is on the other side of the river. Take the metal ring that hangs from the cliff and bang it hard against the rocks.

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Pardon

Chez Kurosowa, on s'excuse auprès des chevaux. Être cavalier n'exclut pas la politesse.

Monday, 2 March 2009

Hawaii overseas


Hawaii is a pizza with ham and pineapple, or a coconut cocktail (in Honolulu you´d go to Foodland and buy expensive frozen fish).

Friday, 27 February 2009

Memory

everything containing the memory of an other thing

the cup is the memory of coffee
the light is the memory of a window
a pillow can be the memory of sleep

Thursday, 26 February 2009

Brouillard

1. Le guide des plus beaux brouillards de France reste à écrire.

2. Donne des montagnes aux plats pays, fait rêver à des surgissements.

3.Revoir le Cuirassé Potemkine comme une ode brouillard. Ou Garbo qui reçoit un amant de la mer - c'est le brouillard qui l'amène.

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Words wedding, 1

I wanna bring together inside and instead.

Dedans et au lieu.

Czech-English words

ofsajd
hermenex
fajn
tym

Those words must fyl funny. They ride Czech horses while they are english insajd.

To-do list, Nathalie

Send an invitation to the beautiful loss
Find a gong by tomorrow morning

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Pine Nut

Un sapin de Noël donne de l'oléagineux : incompréhensible.

Encore que la noix soit festive.

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Ascenseur

1.Parmi les orthographes perverces.

2. Tunnel de poésie, on y entend le vent, le coeur s'y soulève pour arriver au 22e étage.

Monday, 16 February 2009

Tin Can

As a person : See The Wizard of Oz.

As a principle : "crawling in a motherfucking tin can". See Die Hard (e.g. "Heart of Darkness")

As a spaceship : See David Bowie, "Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon".

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Heart of Darkness

"Je suis la mouche dans le lait" - John McClane (Bruce Willis), version française de Die Hard.

Friday, 13 February 2009

Pressé

"Le dîner commencera dans cinq minutes - tout au plus".

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

He Came Up with a New System

Brian, age 37, came up with a new trans-varieties filing system for his home. The filing would be proceeded by alphabetical order.

When Brian realized he had to put his computer in the drawer already containing carrots, he burst out into tears.

Monday, 9 February 2009

Whatever

One two - one two.
One art.
One time.

(Some lifts have a mouth - like an interphone. Don't get stuck there)

Script (01)

2011. Steven Spielberg is on the shooting of his new movie : a Leviathan learns how to talk and starts to communicate with a small New England community (probably in Massachusetts).

A bear comes along on the set and kills Spielberg.

They get James Cameron to shoot the movie instead.

Histoire vraie slovaque, sans taffetas

Un homme veut pecher mais il ne trouve pas le fil adequat, fin et transparent. Alors il fouille dans une malle de sa femme et ote discretement un fil d' une robe. Quand ils vont danser ensuite, la robe se detache d un coup.

Autre blague tcheque

Dans Nuda v Brne (un film), le grand frere explique a son frere debile comment enfiler une capote. Dans cette reprise, l accessoire est un rohlik, c est a dire un petit pain oblong dont la densite frole le zero. Un rohlik est en soi une blague.
Sinon celle du film est drole.

Non lieu

Un homme fume au pied d un immeuble. Un autre s approche et lui demande : vous fumez combien de cigarettes par jour ?
Un paquet.
Depuis combien de temps ?
Quarante ans.
Avez-vous deja pense que si tout cet argent n etait pas parti en fumee, vous auriez pu acheter cet immeuble ?
Il m appartient.

Friday, 6 February 2009

Caillou

La mère de Jacques Derrida avait des calculs renaux. C'est lui qui nous le dit.

de mémoire : "une énorme chose pierreuse" malheureusement traduit en "large kidney stone".
Ou des déceptions de la traduction dès lors qu'on est philosophe.

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

Solitude

Celui qui vient de renverser un bol de couscous sur le plancher.

Plus de 100 ans : je ne saurais dire, je n'aime pas le réalisme magique.

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Conservative

´But it should be on the inside !´

Woody Allen touching his bloody head in Bananas.

Sunday, 1 February 2009

Appartenance

De l'ordre de l'indiscutable.

Les sels sont de bain, les rideaux de douche. Le contraire serait intenable.

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Chiffre

1. Numéro :
Patrick McGoohan, R.I.P.

2. Bingo :

a. e.g "sacré numéro". Sainte Thèrèse face à la mathématique : une relation extatique.

b. Leslie Nielsen, dans Y a-t-il un flic pour sauver la reine, joue le rôle d'un espion. Ouvrant un tiroir suspect, il s'écrie "bingo" (il en sort effectivement d'une grille de bingo).

c. Distraction post-nucléaire pour le congrès (cf. Believer, January Issue) : "if the congress had actually been entombed [in a bunker] for the requisite sixty days, there were lounges where they could have read books or played chess, Scrabble, or bingo."

Monday, 26 January 2009

(About a certain) brand of cereal

What is exactly a lucky charm ?

1. Cereal shaped as an infamous lucky charm.
2. Edible objects, shrunk to an edible size.
3. A pun based on food : Lucky Charms don't really bring you any luck.

Related :
In Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho, Oprah interviews a Cherrio.

Friday, 16 January 2009

Jane Fonda

Tempête sur un crâne.

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Melrose

Leçon d'anglais hollywoodien :

"Tu n'as encore rien vu, Amanda, je vais te montrer ce que c'est de faire un scandale" (Peter)

"- On dit que vous êtes le nouveau Bill Gates... (Sydney)
- Je ne donnerai plus d'interviews".

Variation :
"Taylor, you are rich !".

Origami

Things that get folded once - it's a one room apartment - twice - a two room apartment - and so on and it gets bigger.

Folded three times, look, it's a swan, because people who do origami seem to like birds.

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Horloge interne

Intervention de la nature au discours indirect libre.

Sur les îles exotiques recommence un monde similaire à l'ancien. L'utopie est géographiquement proche, à 15 kilomètres de Paris ; elle s'éloigne par nature du monde réel. L'écriture de son mythe fondateur suspend la mesure du temps et de l'espace.
Si ce n'est qu'il est l'heure de déjeuner.

Friday, 2 January 2009

Red shoes

Fly around, crash on a witch, put on her red shoes and dance the blues.