The king's alleyway.
Are K-Way and K-Mart related?
Monday, 7 December 2009
Sunday, 8 November 2009
Sunday, 11 October 2009
Karla,
known as Karla "Karlinas" Pandit. Cat-architect from Oakland, CA, who drew the line between Prague's riverbanks and Vinohrady's district (Husitska).
Karla Karlinas Pandit (literaly : "Karla bends Karlín") as an expression refers to situations where an urban designer draws an arterial street that cuts an urban district from the whole city map.
Karla Karlinas Pandit (literaly : "Karla bends Karlín") as an expression refers to situations where an urban designer draws an arterial street that cuts an urban district from the whole city map.
Wednesday, 7 October 2009
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Monday, 31 August 2009
Pierre Pilate
On a dû en faire des blagues sur son nom, sur son prénom.
En plus, c'était les mêmes.
Le pauvre.
En plus, c'était les mêmes.
Le pauvre.
Saturday, 29 August 2009
Your Face
The same things in the same place.
The annoying necessity of a reflection, something magnifying.
It has this, this and that.
It has always been there.
It's your face.
The annoying necessity of a reflection, something magnifying.
It has this, this and that.
It has always been there.
It's your face.
Friday, 28 August 2009
Friday, 14 August 2009
Mondes parallèles
Coincé entre deux mondes, un mec se demande s'il vaut mieux inventer :
-une machine à finir les puzzles (long tube avec capture d'image au bout, découpe interne en fonction du trou, une pièce trois pièces et le petit plan qui va avec pour éviter de se fouler.)
-un donneur d'organes puzzle.
-une machine à finir les puzzles (long tube avec capture d'image au bout, découpe interne en fonction du trou, une pièce trois pièces et le petit plan qui va avec pour éviter de se fouler.)
-un donneur d'organes puzzle.
Fate 2
So I lit up a cigarette, acknowledged, watched over the view, the window opened on a the beach. Walking on the sand is funny, balloons merge up, but the see withdraws always a bit further, so exhausting.
Monday, 10 August 2009
Fate 1
I lived in a room with a purple bed and a green closet. A snake stapled my throat. I had two minutes left. I knew less and less and looked forward to know nothing at all, BUT
There was a second room. Same purple bed, same green closet. Furnitures were perpendicular, fate looked a bit different.
There was a second room. Same purple bed, same green closet. Furnitures were perpendicular, fate looked a bit different.
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Friday, 31 July 2009
Sunday, 14 June 2009
Vraiment.
" Toute la vie de Raymond Roussel, né en 1877, est tissée d’anecdotes rebattues le consacrant comme excentrique [...]
On ignore trop, en revanche : qu’en 1910, il a croisé Clemenceau au grand hôtel Pupp de Karlovy Vary, en Bohème, [...] qu’il payait les dettes de jeu de son professeur d’échecs".
(Le Tigre)
On ignore trop, en revanche : qu’en 1910, il a croisé Clemenceau au grand hôtel Pupp de Karlovy Vary, en Bohème, [...] qu’il payait les dettes de jeu de son professeur d’échecs".
(Le Tigre)
Friday, 5 June 2009
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
Sunday, 24 May 2009
Loutre (la)
1. Animal. Mammifère, même.
2. Surnom de la petite soeur de Lena. A inspiré Paul, auteur de La Conquête de la Pologne.
Narrateur éprouve passion pour une loutre (dans une baignoire je crois).
3. Festival de théâtre, Saint-Sulpice, un panneau :
"La loutre : "Normal ! j'ai huit ans. C'est l'âge des points d'interrogation."" Dominique Paquet, extrait de Les escargots vont au ciel . C'est encore toi Inès ?
2. Surnom de la petite soeur de Lena. A inspiré Paul, auteur de La Conquête de la Pologne.
Narrateur éprouve passion pour une loutre (dans une baignoire je crois).
3. Festival de théâtre, Saint-Sulpice, un panneau :
"La loutre : "Normal ! j'ai huit ans. C'est l'âge des points d'interrogation."" Dominique Paquet, extrait de Les escargots vont au ciel . C'est encore toi Inès ?
Neighbours
Who'll say hi to the freaky neighbours ?
Neighbour 1 : (He's your neighbour more than mine) "You share a property line".
Neighbour 2 : "We're all on the same blocks".
The Burbs
Neighbour 1 : (He's your neighbour more than mine) "You share a property line".
Neighbour 2 : "We're all on the same blocks".
The Burbs
OK
"Mais que reste-t-il si quelqu'un coupe le courant
Allumons le A"
Hélène Bessette, Suite suisse
http://universalis-maximus.blogspot.com/2008/11/all-you-can-have.html
(une réponse anticipée... ----!)
Allumons le A"
Hélène Bessette, Suite suisse
http://universalis-maximus.blogspot.com/2008/11/all-you-can-have.html
(une réponse anticipée... ----!)
Lapsi
1. It all happened during the cosmunismus.
2. (la mer). Les hommes sont dégueulasses, ils versent du poisson dedans.
2. (la mer). Les hommes sont dégueulasses, ils versent du poisson dedans.
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Requiem
(for 7 days that I didn't spend at the beach).
In such a week, monday and tuesday have to be tasteless. Then comes along ways to be freed from whatever was the substance of those first days.
Week-end: the word speeks of its own concept. No need to elaborate.
In such a week, monday and tuesday have to be tasteless. Then comes along ways to be freed from whatever was the substance of those first days.
Week-end: the word speeks of its own concept. No need to elaborate.
Monday, 18 May 2009
L'évier
L'évier est équipé d'un mitigeur. Le froid à gauche, le chaud à droite.
Carrelage ou alu. L'évier sait bien s'entourer.
L'évier a d'ailleurs un pote dans la salle de bains.
Carrelage ou alu. L'évier sait bien s'entourer.
L'évier a d'ailleurs un pote dans la salle de bains.
Sunday, 17 May 2009
We sell mistakes
"Prodej chlebu" (we sell bread)
I quite often read "Prodej chybu" (we sell mistakes)
While the correct version would be : "prodej chyb"
They do sell mistakes
I quite often read "Prodej chybu" (we sell mistakes)
While the correct version would be : "prodej chyb"
They do sell mistakes
One country further
A drawing by Nath :
1. A girl watches a group of people. In bubbles they say : "and if..." "shit..." "pfff..." "woof woof" "I can't believe it"
The girl thinks : "pfff... always the same. And if I changed the country ?"
2. The girl watches a group of people. In bubbles they say :
"oh..." "I'd be amazed if..." "hi hi" "that sucks"
The girl thinks : "hey, they look cool... I'd like to know them..."
"One country further." Written down the page.
1. A girl watches a group of people. In bubbles they say : "and if..." "shit..." "pfff..." "woof woof" "I can't believe it"
The girl thinks : "pfff... always the same. And if I changed the country ?"
2. The girl watches a group of people. In bubbles they say :
"oh..." "I'd be amazed if..." "hi hi" "that sucks"
The girl thinks : "hey, they look cool... I'd like to know them..."
"One country further." Written down the page.
Saturday, 16 May 2009
Anyone's dreams are interesting
In my dream I drove a Cadillac. Or more exactly I parked a Cadillac. I felt like it was mine. It was white with entertwined red letters, like a stamp.
Tecktonik des plaques
1. Une forme de psoriaris ? Sur les bras ?
2. Mix. Disque 1-intercontinental. Ligne de basse underground.
2. Mix. Disque 1-intercontinental. Ligne de basse underground.
And
If I lived in a castle I would be king. Anyone who'd take off my crown would also take my room unless he'd be a revolutionnar.
If I lived here
I would be a writer. I would not think about eating nor drinking. I would keep eating and drinking but not think about it and when it comes to lunch I'd put everything in big colour plates. Or I wouldn't have plates who knows.
(They lived under roofs they were cold in winter and hot in summer. They starved and ate oranges and wrote letters to short-haired girls.)
(They lived under roofs they were cold in winter and hot in summer. They starved and ate oranges and wrote letters to short-haired girls.)
Friday, 15 May 2009
The Tape 4
This tape was shot during an event. A family went to the supermarket. During the shopping their son remained unusually quiet. He begged for nothing. No sweets. No games. He disappeared but the parents did not notice. Stepping back to their car, they were a couple again. The son took the bus and talked to his imaginary friend.
The Tape 1
This tape was shot during an event. People danced on bus shelters. Feet printed on the dirty glass, ectoplasms with whom other stretched shapes, arms and legs, were united from a distance. Arms intermingled. At the end of the twentieth century music video directors created ad libitum this view of dancing under glass, but it then led to space derealization. People thought everything would exceed the limits. Space and time.
Continental
1. Tiny old man with a scarf, never saw the sea.
2. Can be said of breakfast, as opposed to what... A seashore breakfast? Does it include seafood?
3. Looking for new alternatives: incontinental breakfast?
2. Can be said of breakfast, as opposed to what... A seashore breakfast? Does it include seafood?
3. Looking for new alternatives: incontinental breakfast?
Thursday, 14 May 2009
In the middle
He sits in the back, at the end of the raw. Not the best place (...but from there he can go - short movies he never watches he might get caught). The door says. The field turns into a beach. Once she gets locked, the queen. Etc. Then he leaves.
("Hey, look at nothing but the screen. Do you think the streets changed meanwhile. Do you think you like cinema more than I do.")
("Hey, look at nothing but the screen. Do you think the streets changed meanwhile. Do you think you like cinema more than I do.")
Drama egg
Who came first.
What's the Eisein.
I prefer natural light.
Don't paint me blue.
Don't paint me at all.
Someone stole my necklace.
I had an USB key necklace.
What's the Eisein.
I prefer natural light.
Don't paint me blue.
Don't paint me at all.
Someone stole my necklace.
I had an USB key necklace.
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
Poem
I wrote a poem, and didn't know it was one. I didn't know it was possible. I thought meaning business was a prerequisite.
En même temps
(Dire une chose). Effet comique si c'est la même.
ex :
"A la tombée du jour."
"A la tombée de la nuit."
ex :
"A la tombée du jour."
"A la tombée de la nuit."
Surfers as
An eagle : Mick Fanning in Liquid time. Stil-fly. Still-surf.
A bat : Ozzie Wright surfing with a cape in Sprout. The blacklighting gets the wave nighty.
A torero : Alex Knost in Sprout again. It almost works. Save for the mexican music !
Artists : in all the new documentaries. They paint. They draw. But this just doesn't work (hey).
A bat : Ozzie Wright surfing with a cape in Sprout. The blacklighting gets the wave nighty.
A torero : Alex Knost in Sprout again. It almost works. Save for the mexican music !
Artists : in all the new documentaries. They paint. They draw. But this just doesn't work (hey).
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Radical Mélodie
Comme quelque chose qu'on ne prendrait pas le temps d'écrire, qui n'inscrirait pas dans la quantité. Il y aussi les prétentieux, ceux-là ils prétendent alors on ne fait plus attention.
Ce serait un rythme pour passer la journée. Reste à savoir s'il y aurait une batterie.
Ce serait un rythme pour passer la journée. Reste à savoir s'il y aurait une batterie.
On and off
I listened to everything. I changed all your bolts and bearings. But you keep squealing like a haunted castle. I know you have a soul Dude, that's great but I can't tune it.
Yes, that makes me sad too. No, it's not your fault neither. C'est comme ça.
Yes, that makes me sad too. No, it's not your fault neither. C'est comme ça.
Monday, 11 May 2009
Advice
"The base always takes place before and after the tricks. You have to master the base before you try the tricks".
Patrick Jumpen, tutorial 1, jumpstyle
Patrick Jumpen, tutorial 1, jumpstyle
Linked 1
Picked up on a surfers forum :
PL : how funny it is to imagine that, as numerous as we are here, we may meet in water without knowing each other.
How many of you snaked me ??
How many of you did I drop ??
PL : how funny it is to imagine that, as numerous as we are here, we may meet in water without knowing each other.
How many of you snaked me ??
How many of you did I drop ??
Sunday, 10 May 2009
Cires
A peu près Matthew Barney.
Cire, c'est presque cri, et plus précisement un cri. "Les patins!" (s'époumona-t-elle).
Cire, c'est presque cri, et plus précisement un cri. "Les patins!" (s'époumona-t-elle).
Proposition pour un nouveau millénaire
Séminaire millénariste: une majorité ne souhaitait pas que Michel H. fût présent.
Millénaire séminariste: ils étaient nombreux, manquait le séminariste à moto (cf. Hubert-Félix Thiéfaine, Première descente aux enfers par la face nord).
Millénaire séminariste: ils étaient nombreux, manquait le séminariste à moto (cf. Hubert-Félix Thiéfaine, Première descente aux enfers par la face nord).
Friday, 8 May 2009
Thursday, 7 May 2009
The Auteur
The Auteur does not, against all expectations, always wear a scarf. He is sometimes french, however it is not obligatory.
He's getting bald but has nice hair on the sides. You can see him on TV, on special features during which he sweats a lot.
He likes good food, but can go without it during a shooting. He likes younger women. He despises academic criticism.
He's getting bald but has nice hair on the sides. You can see him on TV, on special features during which he sweats a lot.
He likes good food, but can go without it during a shooting. He likes younger women. He despises academic criticism.
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
The Author
The Author is a scottish-born writer. He has a PhD in Media Historiography (Stanford, University). He is the author of Gendered Exception: Being Queer in the Age of Cultural Relativism (2001) and of Without Us, a book of essays published in 2006.
He has written many fictions books, many of them international best-sellers. His work has been translated into 30 languages.
The Author was named in 2004 by the Economist "most sustainable writer".
He lives in New-York with his wife and their three children.
He has written many fictions books, many of them international best-sellers. His work has been translated into 30 languages.
The Author was named in 2004 by the Economist "most sustainable writer".
He lives in New-York with his wife and their three children.
Friday, 24 April 2009
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
People as Food
1. Tronche de cake.
2. Crâne d'oeuf.
3. White Bread Girl.
4. "Couleur Café".
5. Abdos "plaque de chocolat".
6. Pomme (se dit d'un fessier)
6. Amande (se dit des yeux, avec une poésie un peu crétine)
7. Nez en patate
Ne pas penser à Arcimboldo.
2. Crâne d'oeuf.
3. White Bread Girl.
4. "Couleur Café".
5. Abdos "plaque de chocolat".
6. Pomme (se dit d'un fessier)
6. Amande (se dit des yeux, avec une poésie un peu crétine)
7. Nez en patate
Ne pas penser à Arcimboldo.
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
Nouvelle série
Tout et rien. Comme Tout et bon (cf SNCF, abréger en cf). Et rien, du reste.
Jeux de mots jeux de vilains surtout avec les mots sales va te laver les mains.
Jeux de mots jeux de vilains surtout avec les mots sales va te laver les mains.
Issue
Rehearsals of a low budget blockbuster
Actor : "So I was passing by my house..."
Movie director : "He's supposed to be the master of the internet. Where the hell can be his house ?"
Scenarist : "Seattle" ?
Actor : "I'm from Salt lake city".
Movie director : "You're just thinking way too much IRL, idiots. He should be in the net, see what I mean ? Let's put him online !"
Actor : "So I was passing by my house..."
Movie director : "He's supposed to be the master of the internet. Where the hell can be his house ?"
Scenarist : "Seattle" ?
Actor : "I'm from Salt lake city".
Movie director : "You're just thinking way too much IRL, idiots. He should be in the net, see what I mean ? Let's put him online !"
Sunday, 12 April 2009
C
Cadillac
Caillou
Call centre
Calligramme
Capitales françaises
Carrer
Carton
Cassette
Cendrier
Chaînon
Chiffre
Chili con karma {David}
Chronologie Culturelle (en temps réel)
Cime
Cires
Clavier
Collégiennes
Condition humaine
Comedy (Romantic)
Comparer (Faut pas)
Condition
Conservative
Continental
Coucou
Country (one - further)
Cuber
Czech-English Words
Caillou
Call centre
Calligramme
Capitales françaises
Carrer
Carton
Cassette
Cendrier
Chaînon
Chiffre
Chili con karma {David}
Chronologie Culturelle (en temps réel)
Cime
Cires
Clavier
Collégiennes
Condition humaine
Comedy (Romantic)
Comparer (Faut pas)
Condition
Conservative
Continental
Coucou
Country (one - further)
Cuber
Czech-English Words
Index d'Universalis Maximus
A
Abstrait
Acte Manqué
Adversité
Advice
Air Listing
Aloe Vera
All you can have
Ambiguous
Ambiguous 2
And
Anniversaire
Antisocial
Aphorismes
Appartenance
Aquarium domestique
Ascenseur
Ass-Tech
Assumption {Laura]
Atavisme
Auteur (the)
Auteur (an Auteur's weight)
Author (the)
Avant-garde
B
Bec
Benefit
Berlin to Berlin (From)
Bisque
Blague Tchèque (non lieu)
Blagues Thèques (autres)
Boîte à chaussures
Boutiques (certaines)
Brand of cereal (About a certain)
Brouillard
Butterflies
C
Cadillac
Caillou
Call centre
Calligramme
Capitales françaises
Carrer
Carton
Cassette
Cendrier
Chiffre
Chili con karma {David}
Chronologie Culturelle (en temps réel)
Cime
Cires
Clavier
Collégiennes
Comedy (Romantic)
Comparer (Faut pas)
Condition
Condition humaine
Conservative
Continental
Coucou
Country (one - further)
Cuber
Czech-English Words
D
Découpage
Déja déja vuDépêche-toi
Dessous
Dialogue de livres
Dispositif
Documentary and video
Donald
Do it yourselfDouble peine
Downsizing
Drama Egg
E
EndimancherEnjoliveur
Engueulade autour d'un fruitEnmerrement
Ere (imaginaire)
Espace
Espagnol (l')
Essence
EurovisionEvénement
Evier (the)
Expat
F
Face (Your)
Facturette
Fakie
Fate 2
Fate 1
Fichiers
Foucaldiste
Fragile food
Frein à pied
Fumisterie
Fumisterie 2 (Fumiste)
G
Gaufre
Girlfight
Gradation 1
Gradation 2
Gradation 3
Grand écart
Greetings
Greetings 2, and 2
'Guerre à Harvard'
Gymnase (le)
HHaut-le-coeurs au cours d'un dîner bourgeois (contre les)
Hawaii
Heart (of Darkness)
Heaven
Here (if I lived)
Héritage
Histoire vraie slovaque, sans taffetas
Home
Horloge interne
Horizon
Horse
How to prove things
Humour
I
Icare Terrien
I'd like to know
Idée
ImpressionInconfort
In absentia
Indestin
Insomnie
Inquiétude de Houellebecq (L')
Insolite
Intercalaire
J
Jackpot
Jane Fonda
Jardinier
Jérémie B. (Whoever met...)
Jumpsuit
JumpstyleJust Checking
K
Kelly (- who is she?)
Kuchter (Ashton)
L
Lacets de faits
Lacet de fait
Lamprey
Lapsi
Line breaks (I do not like)
Linked 1
Linked 2 (same source)
Linked 3 (giving up)Listening to David L.
Literary Hoax, n 1
Literary Hoax, n 2
Lorientation
Losange
Lost
Loutre (la)
Luggage (you are)
Luggage 1
Luggage 2
M
Machines à 5, 10 francsMagnetic Poetry (with some uncut magnets)
Management (French)
Manières d'exposer les faits
Melrose
Memory
Mer (La)
Micro
Middle (in the)
Millénaire (proposition pour un nouveau)
Minute
Mise en page ringarde
Mistakes (we sell)
Mom (Call your)
Mondes parallèles
Monstruosité
Mûre
Muesli
N
Nature est mal faite (la)
Navod / Instructions
Neige
Neighbours
Noël (1)
O
Obésité
Observation
Objet
Occy (Hey you're)
Ok
On and Off
On phone (remix)
Origami
Oscilloscope
Osselets
Ovale
P
Pardon
Partage Européen
Pastiche
People (as Food)
Picture (taken away)
Picture (take-away)
Pierre Pilate
Pine Nut
Photomontage
Poem
Points de suspension
Poney
Popcorn
Pose
Pressé
Prévoyance
Problème de Maths
Projet de Design
Proposition
Q
R
Radical Melodie
Radio
Réalité
Reality
Rébus
Red shoesRegrets
Relocation (temporary)
Requiem
Research
Research 2
Retournement
Rétroviseur
Revelation
Rivière de diamants
Romantic Comedy
S
Sac à main
Sagacité
Scenario
Script (01)
Script (02)
Script (03)Seesaw
Segments
Série (Nouvelle)
Shoes (on wires)Sitcom
Solitude
Sourcil
Space Odyssey (A)
Statement
Sunset
Surfers as
System (He Came Up with a New)
TTalon
Tape (the) 1Tape (the) 2Tape (the) 3Tape (the) 4Tape (the) 5
Tchaikovsky avec un thé
Teddies (The Famous)
Tektonik des plaques
Temporiser
Temps (en même)
Tendance
Tentative de réduction de l'anglais
Tidy
Tiers Etat
Timesaving
Tin Can
Titalic
To Do List, Nathalie
Trianguler
U
V
Vacance
Vélocité
Vertical
Vie (Chienne de)
Vigilant
Vraiment
WWeather Man
Weight (an Auteur's)
Whatever
Whoever (met Jérémie B. A bit. {Marie})
Wires (shoes on)
Words Wedding, 1
WXYZ
X
Y
Yak
You're luggage
Z
Abstrait
Acte Manqué
Adversité
Advice
Air Listing
Aloe Vera
All you can have
Ambiguous
Ambiguous 2
And
Anniversaire
Antisocial
Aphorismes
Appartenance
Aquarium domestique
Ascenseur
Ass-Tech
Assumption {Laura]
Atavisme
Auteur (the)
Auteur (an Auteur's weight)
Author (the)
Avant-garde
B
Bec
Benefit
Berlin to Berlin (From)
Bisque
Blague Tchèque (non lieu)
Blagues Thèques (autres)
Boîte à chaussures
Boutiques (certaines)
Brand of cereal (About a certain)
Brouillard
Butterflies
C
Cadillac
Caillou
Call centre
Calligramme
Capitales françaises
Carrer
Carton
Cassette
Cendrier
Chiffre
Chili con karma {David}
Chronologie Culturelle (en temps réel)
Cime
Cires
Clavier
Collégiennes
Comedy (Romantic)
Comparer (Faut pas)
Condition
Condition humaine
Conservative
Continental
Coucou
Country (one - further)
Cuber
Czech-English Words
D
Découpage
Déja déja vuDépêche-toi
Dessous
Dialogue de livres
Dispositif
Documentary and video
Donald
Do it yourselfDouble peine
Downsizing
Drama Egg
E
EndimancherEnjoliveur
Engueulade autour d'un fruitEnmerrement
Ere (imaginaire)
Espace
Espagnol (l')
Essence
EurovisionEvénement
Evier (the)
Expat
F
Face (Your)
Facturette
Fakie
Fate 2
Fate 1
Fichiers
Foucaldiste
Fragile food
Frein à pied
Fumisterie
Fumisterie 2 (Fumiste)
G
Gaufre
Girlfight
Gradation 1
Gradation 2
Gradation 3
Grand écart
Greetings
Greetings 2, and 2
'Guerre à Harvard'
Gymnase (le)
HHaut-le-coeurs au cours d'un dîner bourgeois (contre les)
Hawaii
Heart (of Darkness)
Heaven
Here (if I lived)
Héritage
Histoire vraie slovaque, sans taffetas
Home
Horloge interne
Horizon
Horse
How to prove things
Humour
I
Icare Terrien
I'd like to know
Idée
ImpressionInconfort
In absentia
Indestin
Insomnie
Inquiétude de Houellebecq (L')
Insolite
Intercalaire
J
Jackpot
Jane Fonda
Jardinier
Jérémie B. (Whoever met...)
Jumpsuit
JumpstyleJust Checking
K
Kelly (- who is she?)
Kuchter (Ashton)
L
Lacets de faits
Lacet de fait
Lamprey
Lapsi
Line breaks (I do not like)
Linked 1
Linked 2 (same source)
Linked 3 (giving up)Listening to David L.
Literary Hoax, n 1
Literary Hoax, n 2
Lorientation
Losange
Lost
Loutre (la)
Luggage (you are)
Luggage 1
Luggage 2
M
Machines à 5, 10 francsMagnetic Poetry (with some uncut magnets)
Management (French)
Manières d'exposer les faits
Melrose
Memory
Mer (La)
Micro
Middle (in the)
Millénaire (proposition pour un nouveau)
Minute
Mise en page ringarde
Mistakes (we sell)
Mom (Call your)
Mondes parallèles
Monstruosité
Mûre
Muesli
N
Nature est mal faite (la)
Navod / Instructions
Neige
Neighbours
Noël (1)
O
Obésité
Observation
Objet
Occy (Hey you're)
Ok
On and Off
On phone (remix)
Origami
Oscilloscope
Osselets
Ovale
P
Pardon
Partage Européen
Pastiche
People (as Food)
Picture (taken away)
Picture (take-away)
Pierre Pilate
Pine Nut
Photomontage
Poem
Points de suspension
Poney
Popcorn
Pose
Pressé
Prévoyance
Problème de Maths
Projet de Design
Proposition
Q
R
Radical Melodie
Radio
Réalité
Reality
Rébus
Red shoesRegrets
Relocation (temporary)
Requiem
Research
Research 2
Retournement
Rétroviseur
Revelation
Rivière de diamants
Romantic Comedy
S
Sac à main
Sagacité
Scenario
Script (01)
Script (02)
Script (03)Seesaw
Segments
Série (Nouvelle)
Shoes (on wires)Sitcom
Solitude
Sourcil
Space Odyssey (A)
Statement
Sunset
Surfers as
System (He Came Up with a New)
TTalon
Tape (the) 1Tape (the) 2Tape (the) 3Tape (the) 4Tape (the) 5
Tchaikovsky avec un thé
Teddies (The Famous)
Tektonik des plaques
Temporiser
Temps (en même)
Tendance
Tentative de réduction de l'anglais
Tidy
Tiers Etat
Timesaving
Tin Can
Titalic
To Do List, Nathalie
Trianguler
U
V
Vacance
Vélocité
Vertical
Vie (Chienne de)
Vigilant
Vraiment
WWeather Man
Weight (an Auteur's)
Whatever
Whoever (met Jérémie B. A bit. {Marie})
Wires (shoes on)
Words Wedding, 1
WXYZ
X
Y
Yak
You're luggage
Z
Saturday, 11 April 2009
Gradation 1
Ma grand-mère a bu la maison, puis elle a bu les animaux et leur grange, puis elle a bu les champs, puis elle a bu la montagne derrière la maison.
Lamprey
"You archaic animal unshaped. I'm gonna shake you in my magic tube that will turn you alternately into a chimerical bottle with wings or a cybernetical mash and you'll be more or less interesting".
The Salmon's army, war verset.
The Salmon's army, war verset.
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Jumpsuit
Idea of a world where it would be possible to wear a tie and do jumping jacks.
Fausse idée d'un costume sur un trampoline.
Jumpsuit, erotics : in movies, protects heroes during a mission. In our world, gets creepy when you try to unzip it.
Fausse idée d'un costume sur un trampoline.
Jumpsuit, erotics : in movies, protects heroes during a mission. In our world, gets creepy when you try to unzip it.
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
How to prove things (for Tyler)
It's raining. Yes it doesn't look like it's raining but look at the floor outside. I'll bring you a picture anyway. No it's not gonna be a beautiful picture it will just show you it rained today there gonna be stripes on it.
Manières d'exposer les faits
Barbey d'Aurevilly. Ame, écailles et niveau social, contraste :
1. "Elle se trompait alors, la généreuse fille, en prenant pour de la faiblesse la délicatesse d'une âme fière à la manière des anges, sans égoïsme et sans hauteur, et la plus divine des choses divines."
"La Sirène joufflue de ces mers avait raison".
(Une vieille maîtresse)
1. "Elle se trompait alors, la généreuse fille, en prenant pour de la faiblesse la délicatesse d'une âme fière à la manière des anges, sans égoïsme et sans hauteur, et la plus divine des choses divines."
"La Sirène joufflue de ces mers avait raison".
(Une vieille maîtresse)
Script (03)
Urban setting, a man runs for his life. He's trying to neutralize the villains. The villains are terrorists, although their intentions are not clear. One of them is played by a dutch actor, although Kirk Douglas was cast first, but then politely declined.
The man catches his breath. He doesn't want to die.
The man catches his breath. He doesn't want to die.
Tuesday, 31 March 2009
Horse
Gets chopped up when turned into an object :
1. Horse toy for kids : just the head, attached to a handle.
2. Horse costume : the body of the horse is cut in two, one part for each impersonator.
3. Pony tail : the horse is reduced to its hair.
1. Horse toy for kids : just the head, attached to a handle.
2. Horse costume : the body of the horse is cut in two, one part for each impersonator.
3. Pony tail : the horse is reduced to its hair.
Thursday, 26 March 2009
Ovale
1. De la famille des olives.
2. Image mentale d'un grand salon ovale : mondanités.
3. Famille de visages : "Le visage ovale est généralement considéré comme un idéal, et un visage ovale adopte en principe toute sorte de style avec bonheur.".
2. Image mentale d'un grand salon ovale : mondanités.
3. Famille de visages : "Le visage ovale est généralement considéré comme un idéal, et un visage ovale adopte en principe toute sorte de style avec bonheur.".
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
The Famous Teddies
1. Roosevelt. Nice Guy! Thinks people are too civilized. Funny!
2. Smith, anonymous. Wears a lot of jackets that don't fit.
3. Bear: bears can be dangerous, unless they are cute. Sometimes they wear t-shirts (a good sign).
2. Smith, anonymous. Wears a lot of jackets that don't fit.
3. Bear: bears can be dangerous, unless they are cute. Sometimes they wear t-shirts (a good sign).
Friday, 13 March 2009
Tuesday, 10 March 2009
Lacets de faits
1 Pince a cheveux, bol, dome de mousse.
2 Vie sinueuse, inclination, epouser -le mariage est toujours courbe-, se pencher.
2 Vie sinueuse, inclination, epouser -le mariage est toujours courbe-, se pencher.
Fragile food
Milk s fragility is obvious. Drink it up and replace it.
Tangerines seem shyer but leave them in a cupboard for a while and you ll get a real dust experience.
Tangerines seem shyer but leave them in a cupboard for a while and you ll get a real dust experience.
Sunday, 8 March 2009
Carton
If you say "carton" in french, it means cardboard, ok, it means the material, the rough material, but in english "carton" is a thing that contains milk.
Friday, 6 March 2009
Seesaw
Observation post for the sky-earth eroticism. Malkovitch stares at the wonder of a sand tide wreathing like silk, Beyond the clouds.
Thursday, 5 March 2009
Script (02)
On the set of a new western (directed by an obscure mexican director), the french "jeune première" finds out she has celiac.
She refuses to eat meat loaf for the "welcoming of the lone rider" scene.
She refuses to eat meat loaf for the "welcoming of the lone rider" scene.
Wednesday, 4 March 2009
Navod / Instructions
When the boatman is on the other side of the river. Take the metal ring that hangs from the cliff and bang it hard against the rocks.
Tuesday, 3 March 2009
Monday, 2 March 2009
Hawaii overseas
Hawaii is a pizza with ham and pineapple, or a coconut cocktail (in Honolulu you´d go to Foodland and buy expensive frozen fish).
Friday, 27 February 2009
Memory
everything containing the memory of an other thing
the cup is the memory of coffee
the light is the memory of a window
a pillow can be the memory of sleep
the cup is the memory of coffee
the light is the memory of a window
a pillow can be the memory of sleep
Thursday, 26 February 2009
Brouillard
1. Le guide des plus beaux brouillards de France reste à écrire.
2. Donne des montagnes aux plats pays, fait rêver à des surgissements.
3.Revoir le Cuirassé Potemkine comme une ode brouillard. Ou Garbo qui reçoit un amant de la mer - c'est le brouillard qui l'amène.
2. Donne des montagnes aux plats pays, fait rêver à des surgissements.
3.Revoir le Cuirassé Potemkine comme une ode brouillard. Ou Garbo qui reçoit un amant de la mer - c'est le brouillard qui l'amène.
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
Czech-English words
ofsajd
hermenex
fajn
tym
Those words must fyl funny. They ride Czech horses while they are english insajd.
hermenex
fajn
tym
Those words must fyl funny. They ride Czech horses while they are english insajd.
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Ascenseur
1.Parmi les orthographes perverces.
2. Tunnel de poésie, on y entend le vent, le coeur s'y soulève pour arriver au 22e étage.
2. Tunnel de poésie, on y entend le vent, le coeur s'y soulève pour arriver au 22e étage.
Monday, 16 February 2009
Tin Can
As a person : See The Wizard of Oz.
As a principle : "crawling in a motherfucking tin can". See Die Hard (e.g. "Heart of Darkness")
As a spaceship : See David Bowie, "Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon".
As a principle : "crawling in a motherfucking tin can". See Die Hard (e.g. "Heart of Darkness")
As a spaceship : See David Bowie, "Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon".
Saturday, 14 February 2009
Heart of Darkness
"Je suis la mouche dans le lait" - John McClane (Bruce Willis), version française de Die Hard.
Friday, 13 February 2009
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
He Came Up with a New System
Brian, age 37, came up with a new trans-varieties filing system for his home. The filing would be proceeded by alphabetical order.
When Brian realized he had to put his computer in the drawer already containing carrots, he burst out into tears.
When Brian realized he had to put his computer in the drawer already containing carrots, he burst out into tears.
Monday, 9 February 2009
Whatever
One two - one two.
One art.
One time.
(Some lifts have a mouth - like an interphone. Don't get stuck there)
One art.
One time.
(Some lifts have a mouth - like an interphone. Don't get stuck there)
Script (01)
2011. Steven Spielberg is on the shooting of his new movie : a Leviathan learns how to talk and starts to communicate with a small New England community (probably in Massachusetts).
A bear comes along on the set and kills Spielberg.
They get James Cameron to shoot the movie instead.
A bear comes along on the set and kills Spielberg.
They get James Cameron to shoot the movie instead.
Blague slovaque
Un homme veut pecher mais il ne trouve pas le fil adequat, fin et transparent. Alors il fouille dans une malle de sa femme et ote discretement un fil d' une robe. Quand ils vont danser ensuite, la robe se detache d un coup.
Autre blague tcheque
Dans Nuda v Brne (un film), le grand frere explique a son frere debile comment enfiler une capote. Dans cette reprise, l accessoire est un rohlik, c est a dire un petit pain oblong dont la densite frole le zero. Un rohlik est en soi une blague.
Sinon celle du film est drole.
Sinon celle du film est drole.
Non lieu (blague tchèque)
Un homme fume au pied d un immeuble. Un autre s approche et lui demande : vous fumez combien de cigarettes par jour ?
Un paquet.
Depuis combien de temps ?
Quarante ans.
Avez-vous deja pense que si tout cet argent n etait pas parti en fumee, vous auriez pu acheter cet immeuble ?
Il m appartient.
Un paquet.
Depuis combien de temps ?
Quarante ans.
Avez-vous deja pense que si tout cet argent n etait pas parti en fumee, vous auriez pu acheter cet immeuble ?
Il m appartient.
Friday, 6 February 2009
Caillou
La mère de Jacques Derrida avait des calculs renaux. C'est lui qui nous le dit.
de mémoire : "une énorme chose pierreuse" malheureusement traduit en "large kidney stone".
Ou des déceptions de la traduction dès lors qu'on est philosophe.
de mémoire : "une énorme chose pierreuse" malheureusement traduit en "large kidney stone".
Ou des déceptions de la traduction dès lors qu'on est philosophe.
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
Solitude
Celui qui vient de renverser un bol de couscous sur le plancher.
Plus de 100 ans : je ne saurais dire, je n'aime pas le réalisme magique.
Plus de 100 ans : je ne saurais dire, je n'aime pas le réalisme magique.
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Sunday, 1 February 2009
Appartenance
De l'ordre de l'indiscutable.
Les sels sont de bain, les rideaux de douche. Le contraire serait intenable.
Les sels sont de bain, les rideaux de douche. Le contraire serait intenable.
Tuesday, 27 January 2009
Chiffre
1. Numéro :
Patrick McGoohan, R.I.P.
2. Bingo :
a. e.g "sacré numéro". Sainte Thèrèse face à la mathématique : une relation extatique.
b. Leslie Nielsen, dans Y a-t-il un flic pour sauver la reine, joue le rôle d'un espion. Ouvrant un tiroir suspect, il s'écrie "bingo" (il en sort effectivement d'une grille de bingo).
c. Distraction post-nucléaire pour le congrès (cf. Believer, January Issue) : "if the congress had actually been entombed [in a bunker] for the requisite sixty days, there were lounges where they could have read books or played chess, Scrabble, or bingo."
Patrick McGoohan, R.I.P.
2. Bingo :
a. e.g "sacré numéro". Sainte Thèrèse face à la mathématique : une relation extatique.
b. Leslie Nielsen, dans Y a-t-il un flic pour sauver la reine, joue le rôle d'un espion. Ouvrant un tiroir suspect, il s'écrie "bingo" (il en sort effectivement d'une grille de bingo).
c. Distraction post-nucléaire pour le congrès (cf. Believer, January Issue) : "if the congress had actually been entombed [in a bunker] for the requisite sixty days, there were lounges where they could have read books or played chess, Scrabble, or bingo."
Monday, 26 January 2009
(About a certain) brand of cereal
What is exactly a lucky charm ?
1. Cereal shaped as an infamous lucky charm.
2. Edible objects, shrunk to an edible size.
3. A pun based on food : Lucky Charms don't really bring you any luck.
Related :
In Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho, Oprah interviews a Cherrio.
1. Cereal shaped as an infamous lucky charm.
2. Edible objects, shrunk to an edible size.
3. A pun based on food : Lucky Charms don't really bring you any luck.
Related :
In Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho, Oprah interviews a Cherrio.
Friday, 16 January 2009
Saturday, 10 January 2009
Melrose
Leçon d'anglais hollywoodien :
"Tu n'as encore rien vu, Amanda, je vais te montrer ce que c'est de faire un scandale" (Peter)
"- On dit que vous êtes le nouveau Bill Gates... (Sydney)
- Je ne donnerai plus d'interviews".
Variation :
"Taylor, you are rich !".
"Tu n'as encore rien vu, Amanda, je vais te montrer ce que c'est de faire un scandale" (Peter)
"- On dit que vous êtes le nouveau Bill Gates... (Sydney)
- Je ne donnerai plus d'interviews".
Variation :
"Taylor, you are rich !".
Origami
Things that get folded once - it's a one room apartment - twice - a two room apartment - and so on and it gets bigger.
Folded three times, look, it's a swan, because people who do origami seem to like birds.
Folded three times, look, it's a swan, because people who do origami seem to like birds.
Wednesday, 7 January 2009
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